Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML
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Sarah_406029835 7
I woulda called the cops on that bitch, provided she has no ownership of the property.
Tripartita 44
Brick throwing… Is that like the white trash equivalent of rock skipping? I'm picturing characters in a dramatic movie discussing their sordid pasts while pensively chucking bricks into their own driveway.
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Comments (16)
Exaspera 54
Rather odd hobby, don't you think?
squizzlebee 19
You could retaliate by punching her in the face and use the defence that she's standing right in the way of your punching spot.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Pretty sure that's illegal and she can be charged for that. Vandalism and destruction of property at the very least, and if it's at your own house, possibly even trespassing. I'd report it.
lexyrebele 3
Maybe your car is the brick throwing spot.
jlc82 14
never mess with someone's brick throwing spot ydi
Wadlaen 23
And for how long has she had a brick throwing spot on your property?