Transportation and Gross: The joys of public transportation - FML

The joys of public transportation

By InDeepBlue - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I took the bus home from work for the first time in my life. It was pretty crowded, so I immediately sat in an empty seat. Then, I felt something wet. It was puke. A lot of it, in fact. FML

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Gazerman100 13

Tuesday 10 September 2019 8:28

This is why you always look before you sit

mssileas 25

Tuesday 10 September 2019 8:34

If there's an empty seat on an otherwise crowded bus, it's usually empty for a reason. :')

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Gazerman100 13

Tuesday 10 September 2019 8:28

This is why you always look before you sit

mssileas 25

Tuesday 10 September 2019 8:34

If there's an empty seat on an otherwise crowded bus, it's usually empty for a reason. :')

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 10 September 2019 23:30

Always look before you sit.

buymevickis92 26

Friday 13 September 2019 3:55

You didn’t see or smell it? This is why I hate public transportation because other are just so inconsiderate and forget that decent people ride too. When I get off from my night job all these homeless people are just riding the bus from the beginning to the end.

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