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jamongrande This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

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Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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My name is cody, and I'm an orange-juiceaholic

flashback.miss 28

Maybe do some odd jobs?

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Go to a blood bank and donate your plasma. They will pay you between $15 and $25, and you can go in two times a week.

If they have had tattoos in the past year or traveled to certain places they might not qualify for donating.

I find it kinda weird that you get paid to donate blood, only cause here in Canada they don't. They have commercials and ads asking/reminding people to give. As far as I know they've never had any problems with lack of donations either.

gintwinsmoore 20

Try going to a food pantry until you guys get back on your feet. At least there'll be some food in the house for crying out loud!

I'm in love with the coco

That's pretty resourceful, I like it. You'll go far in life!

Fight Club?

You could consider donating plasma, there are also online survey sites that have worked out for me, it's not millions, but it's an extra $50 or more a month all told.

Usually when I'm broke or don't have food in the house I go to Sam's Club just for the samples.

Life would be more beautiful had you guys gone to kleptomaniac meetings...

Anyone else concerned that OP and his/her roommate are so poor they have to go to an NA meeting for food but they still have Internet?

metalcrazed 21

They have free internet at the library.

Not that simple, my phone is locked in to a contract so even if I cancel it, I still have to pay for the whole thing

realbigdodgeman 7

Give up Internet for a month or your cell phone