jamongrande
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
The higher power provides
Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML
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Codezlol 21
My name is cody, and I'm an orange-juiceaholic
flashback.miss 28
Maybe do some odd jobs?
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flashback.miss 28
Maybe do some odd jobs?
Dreamsorrow93 24
I heard stripping pays good.
ohSNAPyall 27
Time for Craigslist.
Catdragon 40
they could also offer some other type of jobs.
shannon.elizabeth 13
or donate blood/plasma
Welshite 40
Don't eat the coca! It's not chocolate.
Codezlol 21
My name is cody, and I'm an orange-juiceaholic
dylanger16 19
Hi codyyy.
CBOokami 13
We're here for you, Codyyy
Killswitchknot 20
I'm just here for the refreshments.
SnailExpo 5
cody please share the juice equally, it isn't just for you
ohSNAPyall 27
Juicehead.
JustinJK 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I usually spend the allowance I get from my parents every Friday by Monday. And I max the credit card out that my grandmother pays off every month like two weeks into the month. Literally me all the time.
Roskie 16
Not sure that's quite the same situation.
Queensland 27
Get a job.
RusticChick 27
Must be nice getting babied by your parents and grandma when you're a young adult.
RachelRHCP 23
Do your parents not feed you or something? Pretty sure you can't relate to this situation considering you still live with your parents and from what it looks like, they provide everything for you if you get "allowance".
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Wishing I could thumb this down more than once. The fact that I can't, really irks me.
iSativa 24
Pretty sure this guy is trolling. I really extremely hope that this guy is trolling.
missambitious 21
Guys this is sarcasm. She's not actually being serious!
laden_swallow09 35
Any time there's a remote possibility that it may not be sarcasm, everyone on the Internet will assume you're just stupid at least 95% of the time.
marcbjonson 7
funny. unfortunately, as previous replies illustrate, sarcasm is lost on the unintelligent.
Bgreene_5 12
God I wish I could strangle you
blcksocks 19
Desperate times call for desperate measures. At least you are not resorting to anything illegal. Keep trying and something hopefully will turn up.
samthestud13 10
I'm Sam, and I am addicted to cheap water
timaeusTestified 15
Hi Sam.
abbyade 21
It happens to the best of us? No, not really. I hope your financial situation gets better!
RusticChick 27
Hey. Gotta do what ya gotta do. No shame!
Steve95401 49
Also, go to Costco at lunch time and graze on the food samples.
abNormal62 23
I had a different understanding of what a juicer was