Today, I asked my mother why she had me in the first place, as we never get along. She replied because my father wanted me. So, I called my father to ask him the same question, he said he only wanted to have me to keep my mother around, and that didn't work, so I was a waste. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, I called my mother to say hi. She spent a whole hour and a half complaining about how I never call her, bawling and calling me "a waste of human flesh." I call her at least once a week. FML
Today, I located my birth dad and asked him why I was put into care. Turns out my mom died, and since he hadn’t wanted me in the first place, he just gave me away and hoped to never see me again. He didn’t even invite me in, he threw a beer at me and threatened to call the cops unless I left. FML
Today, my old man told me that he only married my mom because she convinced him she was pregnant with his child. In fact, she aborted a week later. "And then we had you instead." FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML
Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML
Today, my mother told me to my face that if she could do it all over again, she wouldn't have had kids. Thanks, Mum. It's not like I asked to be born. FML
Today, my dad told me quite bluntly that, while he loved me, he never planned to have me. My mom baby-trapped him by sabotaging their birth control methods, and my existence ruined his life irrevocably and caused the functional alcoholism he has suffered with for 40 years. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
It's only a waste if you waste your life. So go out there and make your own life. Stop turning towards mommy and daddy for validation of your self worth!
Freeze_fml 17
What wonderful parents you have. You were kind of fishing for a shitty answer.
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Comments (115)
twatshite 0
Sure, your parents are dicks, but it's not their fault you have no appreciation for honesty. Or maybe it is.
Jenny_jen_fml 0
that is awful I'm sorry
liy223 6
some questions should be left unanswered.
Jaxibaby89 0
no deserves to be told that and everyone that said you deserved it can go slob on a knob...stay focused succeed and remember theresa always someone in a worse situation than u so dont rot in your self pity
KillaKamiHB 2
how you go out and look for some confidence and stop looking for validation
Kntrymama 8
Damn that was harsh!
LennyComa 39
At least your alive
nikazone 0
YDI for questioning the meaning to your existance .... You are what you make yourself not what you mean to others.
FluffyWizdom 15
shouldn't have asked that
charlotteel 11
I'm sure you're not :)