Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, and every day I go out in public, I apparently have a sign on my back saying, “If you’re a creepy old man, please harass and stare at me.” The best part? No one my own age has ever spared me even a second look. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.
tookie12345 7
Kinky.
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Comments (123)
Goatinsfriend 8
Gotta' love old people.
inlove72 11
Omg! That's so creepy!!! D=
RussianFox 13
Which is why it's on FML.
heroforhirex95 17
Want to experience a horror film scenario? Go to a Walmart. You can find just about everything from creepy stalkers to the Loch Ness monster there. Especially during the later hours.
MineIsBigger 5
the old guy sounds like herber the pervert from family guy...
randomkayx3 11
I wouldn't take it as a compliment. Quite frankly.. I'd be scared.
downtime 13
The last part is entirely your fault.
Honestly_Lainey 21
So... Did you follow him and stare then? Hehe. My comment gives you ugly mental pictures doesn't it? Old people butts. Eeeeewie
livefreelylee 0
what a CREEP.
livefreelylee 0
Walmart is not great. At all. if your coming to America to see Walmart then it's a complete waste of your time. and whatever else you used to get here. js.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm thanks #37 for the advice, Too bad OP was already in a Walmart though huh? I hear they make creepy old people work as "Greeters" by the front doors!
jmoreno 4
Lmao u were introduced to the MAN COUGER!
Angelrose2004 17
Go to a nursing home, you'll find a lot of man cougars there.