alek
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Thank you for your service
Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. It wasn't too bad, until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML
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aardvarks 0
that seems like a good tip to me.
JennaMason 6
TAKE THE ADVICE.
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Comments (64)
aardvarks 0
that seems like a good tip to me.
whyXD 13
The truth hurts and also no tip from your family.
baddud300 6
At least it was your family and not some random strangers?
max_wilder 9
chase them into the parking lot and throw coffee mugs at them
Merylwen 24
It is a tip. Just not the kind of tip he was expecting.
dolphincheddar 10
monica lewinski didn't get the tip she wanted either, but you take what you can get
justynicole 0
yay I moderated this one :)
StopDropNRoll 11
Is this fml posted twice?
NoodleBurger 0
so, get a hair cut.
melharris 0
if they want u to get a hair cut, they should have left u a big enough tip to pay for the hair cut in my opinion..
ArentICute 0
To the barber shop we go!
saIty 17
I would've built a human sculpture with the ear wax, but that's just me. Whatever floats his boat.
OutlawISaBEAST 0
WTF R U talking about?
saIty 17
Oh, wrong FML...
darkness4dummies 0
that sucks man how long is your hair?
lcecreamNSadness 2
And I thought a 'Waiter with long hair' was an Oxymoron!
Forlorn420 9
Long hair don't care
sxe_beast 11
Its unprofessional to have untidy/messy hair. I say YDI.
Bright_Lights 14
I disagree.
astarazhna 1
I agree with this disagreement.
medhibrunot 0
I also disagree I think tht some types of long messy hair are attractive which makes me want to tip the waiter more
DeathBunny218 37
i'd say that's something most families with a sense of humour would do, try to see the funny side
JennaMason 6
TAKE THE ADVICE.
Shayton 12
8 - you are pretty
Boomer21 0
Well actually OP they DID leave a tip. In all seriousness though FYL.
angeluscado 15
Well, it *is* a tip. Just not the monetary kind :P
PushBarToOpen 5
oh no mommy and daddy didn't give you a few dollars for bringing them their food. I doubt you tipped them when they brought you meals every day, so get over it!
MrSassypants 33
How weird would it be tipping your parents for bringing home pizza bagels, or making food for you? It actually might be offensive. Mom-"Here's your food pumpkin." Son-"Thanks." *Slips a 5 dollar bill into her shirt* "Go by yourself something nice."
redbluegreen 40
I didn't realise we were reading excerpts from Sirin's autobiography.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
You shouldn't let your pubes hang out like that it disturbs the customers.
brenkite 5
hahahahahahahaha NOT FUNNY
jondivey 9
^ moron ^^ win lol