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Thank you for your service

Today, I was the waiter for my family at the village inn. It wasn't too bad, until I found out they left me no tip, only a napkin that said, "Get a haircut." FML

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that seems like a good tip to me.

JennaMason 6

TAKE THE ADVICE.

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I hate tipping. next time make sure your hair isn't in their food!

I hate tipping. next time make sure your hair isn't in their food!

leave a flaming bag of dog shit on the porch haha

they probably found a hair in there food?

sky22_fml 7

That's family...they don't always have to be very nice, but you still love them.

shit in their food next time

it's bec ur family just take ur tip when there sleeping hahaha you can get a 200 dollar tip jk

That is family for you...

yeah it doesn't matter how little you make being a waitor or waitress, tips are earned not a right. if you don't like it get another job or be a lot nicer

OsirisFaction_fml 5

At least it didn't say "Get a real job hippie." That's something.