Sex, Relatable, Pervert and Intimacy: Taking it too far

Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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bhangu023 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:01

Pervert

L_Lovegood 19

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:09

This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

Comments

ndhin831 2

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:24

Perversion win!!!

theonlysweetpea 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:53

WTF did you tell her?!

BCenobit3 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:56

Rejoice in being a bit of a pervert, I'd thank them for recognizing my wonderful freakishness &tell them stop your making me blush

nubx 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 20:57

Creep

ryanthelion13 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 21:30

just be like i called to be seduced not to be lectured so shut your mouth hahahaha

neonberries 15

Thursday 29 September 2011 21:35

What the hell are you in to!?!

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 29 September 2011 21:37

well technically anyone on sex lines are either perverts and orsluts so don't be too offended

lisha88 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:09

You must be really nasty if they called you a pervert or you called the wrong number and started talking nasty lol

noraaxx3 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:15

jessus. what the heckk did u say?? :3

Orcina1 3

Thursday 29 September 2011 22:15

Yeah, Hearing AIDS

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