Sex, Relatable, Pervert and Intimacy: Taking it too far

Taking it too far

By Hypocrisy - 28/09/2011 22:16 - United States

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

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Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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bhangu023 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:01

Pervert

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Thursday 29 September 2011 9:09

This is more of a "WTF" than an "FML", I think ^^

Comments

sasha01 0

Monday 3 October 2011 8:31

Hahahahahahahahaha dude shame!!!! That's **** funny!

Sgomez95 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 0:38

WTF WERE YOU SAYING?!?

Sweetpea137 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 9:04

my good sir i applaud you

Eternityfalls 0

Friday 7 October 2011 0:37

hmm I wonder why??

TheRevSev 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:13

Sounds like some people just have too much imagination

legitimmeee 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:00

I'm sorry ),: ***** tear *****

legitimmeee 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 3:02

Ehhh why sorry ): ?

mcqueen93 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 4:44

That's rough

LordWicker 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:46

pahahaha! that takes skill!

Kiki242 19

Friday 21 October 2011 19:05

well you are on a phone sex line so yeah.

liabear 4

Monday 24 October 2011 22:33

I would consider that a compliment lol

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