Sex, Sextoys and Intimacy: Suggestions for you

Suggestions for you

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 20:02

Today, in the break room at work, I was looking through my email on my phone about my Amazon orders. There was a suggested product that looked like a dildo. I turned around to see my boss behind me glancing at my phone. FML

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It's a sign...

By Ohfknhell - 16/05/2018 05:00

Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML

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By wet dreams - 12/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Cartersville

Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML

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By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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Get it where you can

By Anonymous - 12/07/2023 17:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I finally broke and ordered a male sex toy, as though masturbating due to chronic singledom wasn’t sad enough, now I need a fleshlight to try and make the masturbating interesting enough to even bother anymore. FML

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It's the thought that counts, right?

By kdmoney - 23/09/2011 06:16 - United States

Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2018 05:00

Today, my husband got jealous of my new vibrator. I got the vibrator to "spice things up" between us, because he hasn't touched me in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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Sharing is caring

By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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designedlikedice 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:10

This isn't bad at all. Just buy yourself a vibe and get over it. Not being sexually active isn't something to be upset about. EDIT: Hahah I got an ad for MasteringAnger.com on the side of this.

burritobird 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 9:08

this is more amusing than anything else. its not that big of a deal

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sydthekid 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:25

haha thats wicked.

AloysiusWeasley 15

Wednesday 29 April 2009 2:15

Bwahahahahaha, nice! Take their advice, it helps! ;D

ah_poo 1

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:42

thats dumb. srry

SqueekySneekers 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 3:05

LOL. its funny! xD

nathan_clowdus 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:22

just hit meup ill take care of the problem

chuloddgo 0

Monday 11 May 2009 7:51

HMMM should we set up a date?

christopherlove 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 10:44

Amazon sells the Fleshlight. At the bottom it helpfully adds: "People who purchased this product also purchased: World of Warcraft." Anyway, how do vibrators help you get laid?