Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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King_paradox 22
Being raised by my strict black parents. I would need security to feel save that night. So based upon my training.. And depending on his strictness FYL @ the daughter
Beepbeep7 14
My parents would have tore my ass up! I would not have sat down for a week haha
marcusadam21 2
Wipe that smirk off her face! Haha brat
lando707 3
Honestly you have the right to punish your children in any way
kkmmdd26 5
lock her in her room and take her lamp out of her room. My mom did that to me it was the best punishment!
stretchedthin 20
if my daughter did that I'd whoop her ******* ass and ground her to her room with nothing but a bed blankets and clothes and give away all her toys. She wouldn't come out till pigs fly for being a spoilt ungrateful brat.
BroYouDerpy 10
spoiled
faireanjell 5
Take away all of her unnecessary things and give them to those less fortunate to teach her how to be grateful for what she has how easily it can all disappear ..
pooldude 24
Something is seriously wrong right now. The bratty children are increading exponentially !!
Eorlas 31
I learned in a college course that this form of punishment is completely ineffective. It essentially comes down to threatening to do something you have no intention of following through with.
ckyorelse 18
ok seen enough about punishing the daughter, how about pressing assault charges on the asshat who put you in a chokehold?