Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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Pariswilliams 4
Devil's spawn.
musikchik 6
I really hope you disciplined her immensely!
darikis 1
That's when you take her out to the car and just beat her ass red. Then you get in the car and tell her that you're returning some of her gifts and if she does it again, you'll take away all her things.
slkeithh 14
something tells me if your child is like this at 6, you did something wrong as a parent.
royalsgrl 14
The funny thing is this is not the kids fault!! How can you punish a child who is only doing what she's learned to do. If you give your kid everything they want they learn to not like the word no. In my opinion YDI!!!!
Shade1982 20
What?? How is this not the kids fault? If your kid is smart enough to smirk at what she has accomplished, she is smart enough to know what she did was wrong...
SnuWolf 15
I woulda bought it, and then burn in a fire while she watched.
Fou_Lou 20
Someones getting Coal at Christmas.
marramrammar 2
I will still be spanking her tail once we got home! Promise she would not do that again !
Ryodin 11
Punishment that will never be forgotten. Every single time for at least a year she wants _anything_ 'remember that time?'
AmberStucky 2
your daughter is ****** sick and so are you as a parent for coming here to vent rather than a shrink
spoo 24
Looks like Mommy and Daddy need to take your phone away... Sorry someone had a frustration who was over the age of 13