Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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sulkjin 1
I'm sorry to say but don't get her anything for Christmas or b-day. Give her only terrible tasting food and she will be good.... I think.
homes7d 14
We'll I would grab the guy and the kid and wait for security and see what's up
Blavock 12
I'd beat her motherfucking ass when I got home
CozzaPayne 4
Well, looks like this little girl's now on Santa's naughty list... Hope she likes coal ;) Little ******* brat!
jixiekat 14
what a brat! my pet peve is bratty children
w3m_fml 4
Should have bought the damn doll
Jfarb1096 1
Oh hell no... I would say "lets see if you still smile when i'm through with you at home"
JustinRanford99 3
That man had no right to hold you in a chokehold, he should have just gotten security, especially since your daughter was lying. Nayways tell the police that man assaulted you. next, you have a spoiled rotten child, do not give her Christmas this year and make a system where if she misbehaves, she misses out on holidays. I know it seems big, but kids these days need to be disciplined.
yellowzinnias 20
THIS. The saddest part is, this would NEVER have happened if it had been her mother and not her father. People would have rightly assumed that it was a parent/child squabble and continued shopping.
soibee 2
I did the same exact thing to my mom when I was little she still brings it up every Christmas.
hrhppg 1
If you give her a single Christmas gift after that then it is your fault she's a brat. Leave a note from Santa saying she was too naughty to even get coal.