Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
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Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML
Today, I was teaching my 4 year-old daughter about "stranger danger" and how to deal with it. Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
Today, at the mall, I ran into a lost, crying little girl. It was my best friend's daughter. She recognized and clung on to me. As I called her dad, some nosy lady snatched her from me and caused a scene, screaming, "KIDNAPPER!" As I got apprehended, her claim was she heard me say, "If you still want to see her…" FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
Today, I took my 6 year-old to work. A normally docile child, she chased me around with her toy - beating me with it while all my colleagues watched - not stopping despite me requesting her to. When she finally lost said toy, she threw a huge tantrum. Guess who's banned from my office. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
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Kiki242 19
Oh man if I ever did this, this comment wouldn't even exist.
Sports_guy3 28
Please tell me you punished her right.
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mintypoison 22
I would have had been turned over a knee so damn fast had I done that as a child. Forget sitting for a day, if I was lucky. Not to mention the fact I wouldn't see the light of day except for school for quiet awhile. Take her toys, give her books. That's what I got if I got into any kind of trouble. Books are better for her anyway...
jus7incredibl3 3
This is what happens when you baby children, they become spoiled brats.
ohnowhyme123 15
she deserves to have all those dolls sold
Eevee11 6
hope you have spank her once you got home.
abbsmarie 7
Someone should get there ass beat! If i had done that -if i were to do it today- id get spanked with a belt multiple times!
justletgo14 2
you should have her open up a bunch of presents on christmas than when she's done you take her and her new toys to toys for tots or some place where kids will appreciate it and have her watch while you pass her presents out.
amisenho 11
I don't know why, but I keep thinking that, if you punish a spoiled child by making them watch their toys being given away to needy children, then it just teaches them that, if they misbehave, less-fortunate children get rewarded. It almost seems like a generosity paradox waiting to happen.
evilmuffinlord 14
I would have beat that ass the moment we made it out the store,in the car, and at the house. my mom would have killed me if I ever acted like that.
unixdude 9
Hopefully you stabbed or shot whoever was trying to choke you out.
inumiko 12
Demon spawn
Omniprism 14
Oh it's time to teach her a few things before she gets real crazy. Maybe make her help the homeless or something. Good luck.