loveyouson
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Copenhagen, Denmark
Steady on, son
Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML
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perdix 29
Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle. The next time that little bastard is going to see ******* is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet ****.
Shrouds 14
Time to get the little bitter some bottle service.
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gordogirls 4
Get informed people! OP, I really hope you'll take some of these idiotic comments with a grain of salt. Speak with your doctor or health nurse. Seek a breastfeeding clinic. Unless u r ready to be done breastfeeding there are many methods to stop a biting baby. The method my doctorS gave me was to pull babies head into your breast, the babies instinct is to open his/her mouth. Dont with hold dont scold and most importantly DO NOT RIP baby AWAY!
ashleypower 4
Haha been there done that ! She got her first tooth at 3months and I breast fed until she was 12 months. Worst pain ever
chosha_fml 26
Probably not for much longer.
bmgt 4
You didn't want to die without any scars, did you?
NOACCEPTANCE772 21
Reminds me of my baby bro. My mom stopped breast feeding him before he got teeth.Luckily.
lashes_to_ashes 14
I heard that that's really common. FYL though.
vde_fml 15
So? That is normal. Either get used to it or stop breast feeding.
rp713 4
I've been there...ouch!
Deviant_fml 5
weirdly hot
Lexi9312 5
Ummm...and how old is he??