loveyouson
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Copenhagen, Denmark
Steady on, son
Today, my son got his first tooth, and is enthusiastically biting everything. I breastfeed. FML
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perdix 29
Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle. The next time that little bastard is going to see ******* is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet ****.
Shrouds 14
Time to get the little bitter some bottle service.
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AgentClassyPants 9
That is the female equivalent to the movie "teeth". No kids, no kids, no kids.......
xxjohippiexx 8
Umm, you can always pump.. Lol :P
lizworld 7
Don't feel too bad - my brother did this all the time to my mother when he was still being breastfed - to let her know he was finished drinking :) I think it was annoying to her but she went through it and laughs at it now :)
Ashlei69 4
you can't just pump. your body doesn't just produce milk without that connection that sends signals to your brain. and it's best to feed your baby foods at 6 months because they will be less likely to have allergies. some people are so ignorant it makes me sick. I took a class on this. get educate
1karls1 8
Then stop