Love: Spring breakdown

Spring breakdown

By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for Spring Break. She said she would be in the same city as I would, and I couldn't help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 340

You deserved it 9 870

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I found out my four best friends are going to Florida for spring break without me. When asked why I was not invited to go with them the answer I received was, "we don't think you would look very good in a bathing suit, and we want to be able to pick up cute guys on the beach." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 649

You deserved it 6 433

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 434

You deserved it 9 216

By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 763

You deserved it 3 663

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 578

You deserved it 44 833

Unforgettable

By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 2 290

By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 522

You deserved it 9 684

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 916

You deserved it 38 822

Nice try

By idiotwithaface - 23/09/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 521

You deserved it 61 982

By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 738

You deserved it 4 718

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 200

You deserved it 78 611

tdogg_737 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:51

ouch i'm sorry what a bitch if she is really that stuck up don't worry about her! find someone with beauty on the inside and outside! haha buuuuut on the other hand you were eavesdropping ( however its spelled) it was deff rude of her though

MichiganState 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:16

Wow, I can't believe someone would say that. That's when you just reply bitch

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Bennyboy1985 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:57

Karma is a bitch. And when her drunk arse is getting gang-raped by 5 good-looking jocks at a kegger, you won't be anywhere nearby to save her. Maybe then she will regret being such a stuck up bitch to you?

kiaralove53 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 10:03

No one deserves to be raped. Especially for just a rude comment.

FuzzMonkey09 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:05

I wouldnt worry about it. She's probably piss drunk right now, lying in her own vomit with a guy shes never met before.

coc0_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:07

Lmaooo she's cool You're nosy & that was kind of stalkerish*

totalx 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:35

Because calling her a bitch will solve anything. I love that people say that is the easy solution to when a girl upsets you. What is that going to do? Hahaha....

shalvius 3

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:41

you should say "yeah, you are right, i don't like to be in company with a bitch"

OzzyTheGiant 14

Friday 25 April 2014 5:33

oohh the bandages she would need for that burn :p

CaptainPat 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 16:38

Well shes a freshmen so she's probably ugly and emo anyway. i hate how i have to walk through the Freshmen lockers to get to gym, and art. Theyre all so emo and stupid. I don't know why but 85% of the freshmen at my school are emo, in every other grade theres like none at all. thank god i'm graduating this year, my guess is all the 8th graders are too and theres gonna be 2 classes full of emo's next year

evanescence_fml 7

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:12

I'm a sophomore, lol, yeah, whatever, stupid freshmen!

greatnt249 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 17:52

So...are you a lesbian or something? The reason I ask is because only yesterday you posted an FML about how your mom paid your little brother to spy on you having sex with your boyfriend. Given that a minority of people in the world would choose "evanescence" as a SN, I smell a fake. If it isn't fake, why does the hotness of the girl in question matter?

evanescence_fml 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:01

let my best guy friend post this one, I'M a girl, HE is very much a guy who posted this on my account.

candygurl91 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 18:02

PSH. who cares?? if you mention that she is a freshman, i'm guessing your sorry ass is a freshman too, and no one cares about stupid freshman drama. cause guess what?? you have got 3 more years of hight school baby. so get the **** used to disappointment. and even if your not, you gotta be lower a classman, which is just as bad. plus this is just stupid anyways, cause that girl is a bitch, so who cares where the hell she is going.