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Today, me and some friends had home-made burgers for lunch. The guy who did the cooking later insisted that spitting in a frying pan is a perfectly acceptable way of guessing the right time to add the oil. FML

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Or alternatively, he could test the pan by putting one drop of oil. Mind = blown.

Those burgers might have a little bit of a different taste now...

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Or, you know, don't be a retard and just put oil in it. Wooowwww!!!! I must be a genius!!!(:

Or maybe not, according to the down votes :)

It could just be that godforsaken backwards smiley emoticon.

were the burgers good?

Oh yuk! Who does that? -_-

this guy clearly, and I am sure probably a few others around the world. Some people do some really gross / unsanitary things.

This might be a stupid question, but why add oil? Burgers usually have enough fat in them to start with.

To prevent them sticking to the pan when you first put them on, they have plenty of fat in them but it's all solid until it heats up.

I've never had that problem before. If you're using fresh patties, there's enough moisture in them already. If they're frozen, the ice crystals melt pretty darn quick into moisture. Unless the pan's too hot to start with.

That's so nasty

Ewww what an idiot. Reminds me of super troopers when the guys at the burger place spit in his burger and put a hole in his coca cola. Jackass.

"Well I don't mind stealing bread From the mouths of decadents" ~OP's name I'd invite him for a homemade treat *hint hint* If I were you!

As grose as that is, think of it this way...."Hey! At least it's sterile!"

pretty sure the germs would have boiled off. scientific fact!

my thoughts exactly

I would beat somebody's ass(the cook)!!!