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Today, me and some friends had home-made burgers for lunch. The guy who did the cooking later insisted that spitting in a frying pan is a perfectly acceptable way of guessing the right time to add the oil. FML

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Or alternatively, he could test the pan by putting one drop of oil. Mind = blown.

Those burgers might have a little bit of a different taste now...

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AurumPotestasEst 16

It burns off all the germs anyways...

The heat would have cooked out any germs.

Give him a kick in the balls. Then insist that kicking him in the balls is a perfectly acceptable way of gauging his potency.

fearthefire16 6

yes, that is gross, but, the heat from the oil would kill any germs from his spit.

Never herd of water?

it kinda does tho

why woukd you use oil? I just throw mine in the pan, I've never used oil.