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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
So similar
Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML
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fmlsams 27
Did it ask you to Slytherin?
Rkikkas9713 25
That'ssss pretty ssscary, OP.
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worldclassrager 41
I take it a scream slithered out of your mouth....
samthompson 12
Holy bad joke
jessicakipper100 9
are you alright op?? hopefully it wasn't poisonous
Sigilwen 24
venomous
RusticChick 27
I would befriend that snake and adopt him to live in my home.
erphy21 14
Set fire and run.
chuka81 27
We see this comment enough with spiders already.
Myo_fml 20
That would be a nightmare. I'm just envisioning a flaming snake slithering and writhing through the house setting everything in its path alight.
quickfingers100 15
That's great news! We all need more snakes in our lives! I only get a dead moth behind mine!
ber4fun 23
What kind of snake looks similar to a strand of lint?
Redgy22 26
garden snakes.
RusticChick 27
I think you mean garder* and no, they resemble nothing similar to a strand of lint. Unless possibly a baby and covered in dust to hide the color. Lol
Redgy22 26
oops, typo. But yes a baby & if it was in the lint trap, it would be covered with it.
tiger820 20
I'm afraid to death of snakes! all snakes are poisonous and should be killed! I probably would've passed out if that were me!
derangedplanet 23
And in that case, if it actually was poisonous, you could be dead. thank goodness not all snakes are actually poisonous
SilverZephyr 20
#19 1) its venomous 2) are you insinuating that something like a Python, Anaconda, or even a Corn Snake is venomous?
MandieL 27
There are actually more non-venomous snakes in the world, than there are venomous 19. As well, either type would rather run away and hide from you than attack. They bite in defense, and for food. They are more scared of you.
LadyLuck93 20
lmao wow not all snakes carry venom. I own a pet snake & its actually very peaceful, so not all snakes should be killed.
RusticChick 27
Here's the difference between poison and venom. The delivery. If something were poisonous, it often secretes poison and in order to harm something else, it must be inhaled, ingested, or touched. If something is venemous, it is injected directly into a wound and blood stream via a bite or sting. Also. Another little fun fact for you. If you don't know the color trick or if a snake is venemous by the body/color, here's another way you can tell. The eyes. If a snake has slit pupils (like cat eyes in a way) it's very much venemous. If the pupils are round, they may still bite (there are tame snakes, ya know) but are completely harmless as to being venemous. The more you know!
DoomSkuller 28
Keep it as a pet
Jryan952015 7
Ahhh!! It's anacondas 3
trucker2 33
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