Love: So romantic

your lucky, people get so insecure about pimples and most guys don't like girls with pimples, but this guy likes them & doesn't care if you have them!

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:40

All I have to say is EW... O.o

xGoSuckAFatOnex 3

Wednesday 3 August 2011 8:43

uh I think she made it clear that he's only dating her because he has a pimple fetish...? o.o

toryfee 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:51

- uhm EW ... maybee you should seek medical attention ?

worksux200 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 21:34

damn that's dirty

myruhh 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 23:58

Woww.. 0.0

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