Kids, Gross and Death: So long, grandpa

So long, grandpa

By fcnk - 18/06/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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Today, at my grandad's funeral, as my dad and aunt poured his ashes into the hole, a strong gust of wind blew the ashes into my throat. I choked on my grandad. What made it worse was that the vicar had to stop her prayer to laugh. FML

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By noyodel - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Italy

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

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By Lee - 21/06/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparents' house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony… until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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riii 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:35

Common sense should have been used here: Keep out of reach of children.

kellster 2

Thursday 18 June 2009 9:37

That is so awful. Why the hell did you leave something that important where your five-year-old could get at it?? Why was she not informed that this was an absolutely hands-off item? Why was she beaming? There is so much wrong with this. Your poor, poor grandmother. :(

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starstrukk18 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:10

why would you leave the ashes out and why would you leave a 12 and a 5 year old home alone?!?!?!?

BAbyR 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:12

hahah

grlwitperlEring 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 19:05

it IS fake because if you've ever seen cremated remains it is not a powder at all like it is in the movies it's like small bone fragments

DecemberC 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:22

Kids can legally babysit at 13... A 12 year old looking after a 5 year old isn't exactly a negligent act.

jkjorn 16

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:31

Well, look at the bright side: the kids got to play with great-grandpa one more time.

Lonely4 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:33

I almost think this is fake... Firstly, what kind of mom would leave a 12 year old to babysit a 5 year old after a funeral? They probably were confused, sad, had questions, possibly were even scared that the same thing would happen to other people they loved, etc.... Secondly, are you really that stupid to leave something so precious at a 5 year old's level? Thirdly, I have had to take home the ashes of 5 family members over the past 5 years...those containers they send you home with are extrememly difficult-to-open, and they are wrapped in plastic, then covered in paper...there is no way a 5 year old could do that.

alayna100 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 15:54

you only deserve this if both you children didnt know that what they were playing with was grandpa's remains. If you 5 year old did know what it was, then there is something resinsly wrong with her and therefore FYL. And to all the ppl who are saying she is only 5, 5 year olds are capable of comprehending the meaning of death and the basic things associated with it. I know i was

spamme 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:03

the last play with grandpa!

Ventriloquisitor 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:04

Apparently you don't watch any television. This plot-line is old hat.

Katzilla_dances 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 16:05

YDI for leaving such a young child home with another child that wouldn't quite know how to handle them. Also, you should have put the ashes somewhere out of reach.