FastFlight
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Slipping up
Today, my daughter used Pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML
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aback 5
Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.
xNatsuki 0
Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.
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xNatsuki 0
Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.
danyfuckinheatle 0
bam bam bam bam bam bam. that's you falling down the stairs. SECOND!!!
beetman5 4
second? wow you troll.
mrd10 0
I clean my room vaccume the house mow the lawn do the dishes and help out with my 3 year old brother so shove your "she does more then other kids these days up" your ass!
leonlee2002 10
96, *vacuum. Evidently you don't study.
Brah_fml 0
hahahahahaah I did that the other day!!!!!
wink568 0
Me too! My sister used pledge on the stairs at my parent's house. And I was carrying a pizza, so not only did I hurt all over, I had to wash my clothes because I had pizza all over.
redbluegreen 41
At least she tried, right?
augustdanielle 0
Pledge is used to clean furniture and what not (:
aback 5
Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.
lmpinto 0
Remember not all of your readers have pledge available in their markets. I, for instance, have no idea what it is - I just know that it is a cleaning product. What's wrong with that?
Evilbeagle 0
It's used to polish wooden surfaces. I haven't looked to see where you are, but if you are in the UK, think Mr. Sheen. Pledge tends to make surfaces REALLY slick, and I totally feel sorry for the OP.
catatonicsleep 17
I'm sure we get pledge here too
Evilbeagle 0
I'm so going to have to look for it. Love the stuff.
jazziegurl7 1
What is "OP"?
zebrapattern 6
original poster
ThuNDeY 23
Oblivious penguins
pisser27 0
It's obvious what you have to do. You have to sell your daughter.
lingfeng 0
Lol, this made me laugh.
Tripodi 0
lmao haha, this is funny
patray_angel 0
Well, that sucks, but at least she tried to help around the house.
shananigans 0
So... What, you fell down the stairs? Pledge makes things slippery? I did not know this (At least, this is what I assume happened...?)
BigdipperFML 0
Haha. I love this one. I love OP's username also.