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Slipping up

Today, my daughter used Pledge to clean the wooden staircase. I found out when I tried to walk down them in socks. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Either her heart was in the right place, or it really, really wasn't.

xNatsuki 0

Ouch. At least she does more than other kids these days.

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Ha ha ha......sorry

wow thats so bad... who the **** cares? there is so many better FMLs than this this one sucks im gonna create me own slang TFMLFS (this **** my life ******* sucks) **hope this catches on**

This one doesn't suck. It's better than those "wahhhh I thought this guy liked me but he liked my friend/sister/he was gay/he didn't" FMLs.

orangecrsh16 0

TFMLCFS: this f my life comment ******* sucks? (:

LOL lemon scented socks too!

Well they obviously didn't know. Duh.

LMAO, this is one of my favorites

Sounds eerily familiar...My roommate in college was so sweet and detailed my car. Unfortunately she used ArmourAll on my steering wheel and brake and gas pedal.

wowfmlife 0

finally a FML of new hampshire woot woot! and that stinks, either she was being really nice or really mean...depending on the age

Intellectualist 0

I did that to my mum... =[ she broke her toe...

mariacee 0

awww, she did a kind favor though. hopefully you were ok :) pledge is fun to slide around on haha