Notadrinkanddriveidiot
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Sketchy
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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instnt1nfction 17
Take out your lightsaber
alexv4223 0
Haha awesome.
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Sha_rah 3
Sorry, you think that's FUNNY?! It's people like you and your idiot friends who are going to tear some family apart this Christmas. Scum of the earth.
Sha_rah 3
Incidentally, imagine how you'd feel to bury your child. You may not have kids, but I reckon - stupid though you are - that you can probably just about manage to fathom how bad that makes a person feel. 'Bad' doesn't even cover it btw - it's a life-wrecker and I've seen grown men break down and cry after witnessing this happen to SOMEONE ELSE'S DAUGHTER. You put someone at risk of that. Someone innocent who had no idea that you, ****** idiot that you are, would be on the road and armed to kill. Do you realise that a car is the most dangerous weapon most of us can get our hands on? It's half a ton (at least) of metal. It's more dangerous than a frickin gun. And you're operating it DRUNK?! Start thinking about the consequences. If you're too selfish to care about what you could do to others, think about the consequences for yourself: having to live with the knowledge that you've killed someone, being banned from driving, being abandoned by all your friends and family, a prison sentence, a hefty fine, no employment prospects...
LovesickLeopard 0
Ahahahahahahaha WIN
Suzy456 2
I would do something like this:D
SneakySoul 0
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
urbandragon 4
Its morons like you that get people killed. The guy that killed my brother didn't think he was to far over the limit either. If you drink don't drive, common sense.
dansco 25
Whoever was driving and drinking is a PRICK! Drink driving is not funny ffs.
Michaelsmith1502 4
That...is the best thing I have ever heard
allynp 0
So awesome. :)
KinkyKathie21 5
Drunk Driving Killed My Cousin Nick Who Was 18 and Headed Back From College, Some Drunk Retard Got On The Interstate Going The Wrong Direction, He Was Killed On Impact In The Passenger Seat...My Aunt Has Gone To The Legislation In Vermont and They Passed Nick's Law Cause This Idiot Already Had Somewhere Around 6 DUI's and No License....Some People Need To Smarten Up.
ShatteredRubiks 16
I Would Probably Pay More Attention To Your Comment If You Didn't Type Like This.