Notadrinkanddriveidiot
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Sketchy
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
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instnt1nfction 17
Take out your lightsaber
alexv4223 0
Haha awesome.
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IceTheYoungGun 4
Lincoln never told a lie and he says I'm 21
metallicshadow 16
that's why you don't ******* drink and drive
GuyWhoLikesBTR 0
You definitely made this up.
ColorguardChik 1
That's flippin' awesome!!!
hateevryone 15
There's always that one friend that has to open his/her mouth & get everybody in trouble.
shots1996 8
I swear to drunk im not god!
someguy314159265 15
The fact that there is even a single person on here defending drunk drivers really depresses me.
shelbyhollister 0
That'd be one of my friends.
simplex91 0
its actually been proven that one, key word one, drink actually improves your driving as its relaxing which means your morr focused on driving and less focused on the stresses of day to day life
kei1108 13
YDI for drinking and driving; even if it's just a few drinks. And YDI for going to a party with drugs. Not cool.
yellowgaffer 4
Are you serious dude? Do you know how many parties I've shown up to where there have been drugs without me even knowing until the next day. There's nothing wrong with smoking a bit of pot now and then anyway.