Alcohol, Cars, Cops and Miscellaneous: Sketchy

Sketchy

By Notadrinkanddriveidiot - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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Take out your lightsaber

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Comments

IAmNotAHuman515 6

Saturday 6 October 2012 18:14

That's hilarious!!

cii_fml 3

Tuesday 8 October 2013 6:14

Hence the reason why you don't befriend ******* retards

aribanks 12

Sunday 27 December 2015 9:46

Im sorry but thats totally awesome, Lol!!

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 11 January 2025 22:50

I've gotta say you deserve anything you got for this, as several others have already said. But, I've got to ad that even though I was nearly killed by a drunk driver some years ago, this really made me laugh. So keep it up, and I hope you learned your lesson!