Shotgun wedding
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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Top comments
thatgirlincali 13
This fml needs more details.
woainishamu 21
Looks like your father banged him before you.
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Comments (167)
AnimeBitch 14
Shotgun wedding
thegreycat_fml 12
...I'm sorry but, unless there was some sort of Rube Goldberg type accident that lead up to this, your Fther was still pointing the gun at him, and while you don't deserve it, your fiancé has every right to call off the wedding. ESPECIALLY if it WASN'T an accident.
kalbrek009 20
We need to know why, OP..as this doesn't give us enough info to decide "FYL or YDI".
Cow305 4
Check for bite marks on your dad. Your fiance might be zombie and your dad just tried to save the world.
ladybuglet 22
Talk about your shotgun wedding!
Rallybear_123 5
Wow...that escalated quickly.
Rallybear_123 5
Wow...that escalated quickly.
Bludmagnus 13
Sounds like your father planned on doing that all along, and you need to get the hell away from that man.
jamescrazy96 17
Maybe he was just 'Cleaning His Gun'
fantasyworld 39
I need more details.