Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
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Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, my father-in-law decided he was going to just completely take over our engagement party, so now my fiancé just wants to go to Reno and get married there. FML
Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
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thatgirlincali 13
This fml needs more details.
woainishamu 21
Looks like your father banged him before you.
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Comments (167)
tonijulie 20
I hope there's a follow up on this. What a situation :/
mryoung702 7
I knew this was in 'Murica before i looked at the location
DocPsycho 8
I don't know your (ex)fiancé, but Yay Dad!
TogeBara 12
I thought he was supposed to force the guy to marry you or get shot, not call it off or get shot...
captainmpg 9
FHL, more like it.
Risho96 10
Please tell me SOMEONE had your father arrested?
Poetaster 10
Dick Cheny is tour father?
Dempsey_xoxo 7
Trailer park life, eh?
Eorlas 31
He shouldn't have the shotgun out at all.
randm_dude 9
Weeding's off? Seems like you dodged that bullet.