Love and Embarrassing: Sheer class

Sheer class

By anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML

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YungMarlon23 0

Friday 19 June 2009 6:22

this is wut we usually refer to as the classic good old fashioned FAIL, no "super" or "epic" crap added by some annoying nerd, jus straight up FAIL!...