Love, Pokémon and Geek: Secret Weeb

Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:05

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Comments

Egnar 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:09

They were all pretty bitchin' except "eevee" which was just too far'fetched.

partaytayy 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:09

aww. don't try to be someone ur not

Malkria 1

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:14

Theres NOTHING wrong with liking Pokemon!!!! XD

Tarak_fml 7

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:15

you could have tried to play it off like you did it on purpose.....but ydi for bein a hypocrite. douche.

CooperLuvsYuh18 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:20

that's my sisters ringtone too she's 19 yrs old

Zdog101 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:25

who likes pokemon???

reddragonbull 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:26

if your that childish you shouldnt have a gf anyway

iHeartReyRey 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:36

all i can say is FAAAAAIL.

CurlyQ1993 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:45

you shouldn't change yourself for a girl plus pokemon is really cool... :)

erobertson11 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 4:49

stand up for your self. be a man. you gus dont have to agree on everything. thats what makes a relastionship. if u agreed with everything she said, you would start to sound fake.