Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for two months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed, he says, "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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duddenchu 0

No glove, No LOVE!!

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Bees_fml 0

I sure hope you meant fiancée! (Fiancé is male.)

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wigwam 0

Gasp! You had sex?! Obviously you should be stoned in the street. I mean, you only waited two months. Clearly you should have waited, oh, fifty or sixty years. And died a virgin.

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becky_becks 0

Please tell me you were a smartass and said you had the clap.

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Nick7303 0

You would think if you've been hanging out with a guy for 2 months that the fiance issue would have came up..

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Devin_Duke 0

Lmao what an idiot, he should've asked her if she was clean BEFORE they had sex. Not after

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widdowmaker 0

I would have said, "Well I've had these pains down there and a nasty rash, with sores. But im sure its nothing to worry about."

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