Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6

Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.

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TouchDown_fml 0

Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)

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jazminbliss 2

I would have slapped the shit out of him, taken his phone, called his fiance and told her everything right then and there. What a fucknig douche bag. GOD I hate people that think they can do things so bad like that.

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Hydra0 0

I don't know whats worse, that you two didn't use a condom or that he didn't care until after the fact. (Obviously him having a fiancee that he never talks about it positively beastly) It's not slutty of you to wait two months, but try actually getting to know the guy in that time next time. If you feel up to it try, "Do you have brothers, or maybe a fiancee?"

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neelia926 0

how do you know that they didnt use a condom? even if they did, it doesnt prevent them from getting an STD, or AIDS and all that other stuff.

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sunshyne84_fml 0

too late now! shouldnt u worry abut diseases BEFORE u sleep with someone? *rolleyes* hdi

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clamore 0

Holy SHIT, that's horrible. I'm so sorry :/

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22_fml 0

find the damn fiance and tell her get the ass back!!! and im with #20 and #5...in 2 months go back to him and say your pregnant and make him pay you child support then never show up again!

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alex_vik 0

Hanging out for two months and you didn't ONCE hear about his fiance?

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asforoneday 0

you'd think he'd have asked that BEFORE you two went to bed

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ohhhhshizzz 0

#23: [this is all when I get older] yeahh, Im gonna go up to guys and be like so what's your mom like do you have any siblings, a fiancee maybe? You know any kids? All of that info should be volunteered. This is how you know he is a cheating asshole. You should go and tell the fiancee about what happned and how you didn't know that he had one untill after the fact, then pretend like nothing happened [wait 9 months] let her say that she is pregnant and then you come with a little baby and you say that this is his baby and you had herpes at the time of your pregnancy, you guys find out about eachother ask for a threesome strip him naked, knock him out and then put him on the front lawn with cheater written all over him., =]

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