Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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Libbyy 0
There's always one that feels the need to re-word the FML from another point of view
dezzr 0
almost happened to me plenty of times.
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Comments (68)
HeyyyBrahhh 0
...Lmao
fyourlifetoo 0
#14 LMAO!
ladedum 0
14#. if youre joking... well i still didnt laugh. but if you're serious - im assuming you are on some serious crack. OP: thats actually kinda scary. being in a train garage for 3 hours. : i wlda cried.
jessxoxo28 5
wow, i would have been freaking out!
curry11 0
thats not an fml...your life is an fml if your boring enough to think its an fml.
SFemily 0
Um wow.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#14, you have issues, easy said and done. I suggest stop playing doctor onlne and WOW is no longer a ame you should play. and damnnnnnnn, you dont have a cell?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#25, no it's not supposed to be THEIRS its supposed to be THERE'S. If you say theirs you are saying: It belongs to someone, it is THEIR property or THEIRS. If you say there's you're saying: There's always one idiot who likes to correct somone. Much like you. Go back to grammar school.
lolwhat_fml 0
whats a train garage ?!
winknudge 0
oh god thats hilarious.. unpleasant for you but not really that f*cked. makes a good story anyways