Today, I saw my train pulling into the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been to. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my train was delayed, so I sprinted across the station to catch another one. I made it onto the train just before the doors closed. Then I looked around and realized I had boarded the exact same train I had just gotten off. FML
Today, I took a train to visit a friend and fell asleep for what felt like ten minutes. I woke up at the final stop with the carriage empty. The doors opened, I stepped onto the platform, and immediately realized I had no idea where I was or how I'd got there. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I missed my train. I was actually on the right platform but realized my mistake two minutes after it had left. FML
Today, I was running late for a train and bought a ticket in a hurry. I got on the wrong train, sat there for twenty minutes, and only realised my mistake when the scenery looked nothing like my stop. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
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Libbyy 0
There's always one that feels the need to re-word the FML from another point of view
dezzr 0
almost happened to me plenty of times.
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Comments (68)
Kickinchicken213 3
What was that like?
UnCensoredBitch 0
Bahahaha! Thats something I would do! ;D
kaybaby666 1
that's my worst fear!!!!! i commute a lot to school and getting on the wrong train could be horrible!!! and a waste of money!!!!
MaiLouIsLegend 0
Aww hahah horrible. Well at least you made it out alive, and it was some major alone and quiet time...awkwarrrrd
Libbyy 0
There's always one that feels the need to re-word the FML from another point of view
blueworld_fml 0
uh...14?
revezone 0
FYL the wonders i would have done in that train during those 3 hours. Woulda tagged the shit out of every seat and window and wall and pole and then, when i found my way out, would have tagged every train in the yard. smiles
obri98 10
....what's that mean...?
bioclock 0
Oh man, I would have been terrified. At least you got out, but that really sucks.
kwbuzz23wk 0
16, yeah i hate them too. 14 - i can not decide if that is funny or sad that you could come up with it... but as of now i am leading to funny soo nice work
friday1892 0
thats happened to me except the conductor saw me when he walked beside the train baack to the station