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Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

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Wow, step up your game pal. If your girlfriend is bored then there's clearly something you're not doing right. One thing sex is not is BORING.

you_failed 15

Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)

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you_failed 15

Haha awkward... :X Sucks though, but should've tried harder.. ;)

I see what you did there

it's half her responsibility anyway. it's not just the guy who participates in sex. if she's bored she probably just lying there doing nothing.

yeah i hate a dead fish

Damn_you_Gabe 0

fool... yea it sucks for him but Blame her for being lazy....

sucks for youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dbz reference :)

your nickname Shorty?

dayum that's harsh

6 you are cold blooded

Nail her in the ass. That'll get her attention :)

Surprise buttsecks?

Haha false and homosexual.... :3

By hat you mean ass?

Well... Don't suck. That's her job anyway (;

lol

By rabbit you mean shit?

TrollsHaveSouls 0

any1 else get boner and cream?

Come early just to piss her off

contedefees 11

#13, if she's bored during sex, she's probably waiting for him to come. Him coming early would be a relief. The whole logic behind waiting to come is so the pleasure of the woman can continue, if she's not enjoying it, there's no point in waiting.