Today, I found out I'm allergic to the pills my doctor prescribed for coughing, which I really need because I ripped a muscle in my stomach. Now my whole upper body is covered in a terrible itchy rash. I also found out it will last for at least another week. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML
Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML
Today, I found out that I am allergic to one of the preservatives that they put in aloe. I found this out after I put some on a severe sunburn I have. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itchy as well. FML
Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I found out about allergies suddenly getting worse out of nowhere when it happened to mine. I can hardly step outside without feeling like hell when I get back home, which was never the case before, and I'm going through allergy medicine like a drug addict (almost). FML
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
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Top comments
FYLDeep 26
That really sucks abs.
socalduude879 1
damn you ripped a stomach muscle?! that's pretty unfortunate.... tryin to get them defined abs huh?
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Comments (319)
Ace_of_Diamonds 0
he was trying to eat a entire cow and his stomach ripped open because was over streached.
jgilez 0
please see the first 5 pages of this post
FarSide 23
You got the health-care you for which you paid. What do you want for nothing, a cure?
samantha_durano 6
224: you're purdy.
tehslack 5
chill the **** out. you'll get over it.
ricepan 0
If it's Tessalon/Benzonatate you were prescribed, I feel very badly for you; that shit works wonders.
broskiiii 0
Jesse, you bug the **** outta me. you ugly ass bitch of a *****. your picture is still ugly as ****!
jgilez 0
dude um pretty sure this thread has Bern jacked to death RIP
knibbsy 4
After looking at a million "you're hot"s since I joined FML, I finally get into the action! Congrats samantha, you've popped my hot or not cherry. You should be proud!
delaney16 0
find another med
tencentsakiss 19
Is it codine? because that's prescribed for coughs sometimes and there are quite a few people with allergies to it