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Richard

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

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jaylaufers 13

Wow. What a dick.

The kid is going places.. Not college but places.

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Should've sucked it...

I honestly don't understand why everyone is so shocked. He's a boy. Unless he's a trans boy he has owned a penis his entire life and sees it every day. Maybe he just made a play doh sculpture of it because he thought it looked cool or whatever. As for knowing the word dick, he's probably learned that word from tv or older siblings or cousins. Honestly, I'd be more worried if he didn't have the faintest clue what the thing dangling between his legs was or if he was somehow unaware of its existence.

So, yeah, action figure.

funniest shit i've heard all week.

kids learn fast these days...

Sounds like the episode from 'how I met your mother' where Ted's boss designs a penis building with trees shaped like balls :)

I guess you could call it an "action" figure...

I watch a 7 year old, and he drawls penis' on his homework all the time...

Well what else was he supposed to get you for your birthday? Poor kids only 8, at least he tried to make you something you could use