hot sweet.... not
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Renfrew, United Kingdom
Richard
Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
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jaylaufers 13
Wow. What a dick.
shredder8838 10
The kid is going places.. Not college but places.
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Mynamewontfi 40
Ah, the wonderful adventures of our favorite superhero, Dick-man!
Patty410 11
I hear his side kick is a bit of a bawbag.
supersitter 11
The ballsiest of them all.
PrincessCastiel 27
Let him make dicks! No harm to be done here... But seriously a kid that age shouldnt even use such language
SgtAssCheeks 21
Although I understand where that's coming from, you shouldn't let kids build genitals out of play-doh or any other building material. That comes later during puberty. For the time being they should live their innocent youth to the fullest and let things come with their time.
anfscd 17
#16, I have to question your "logic" behind supporting a child's sexual creativity yet being appalled when he uses sexual terminology of what he created. He's still a child and OP was innately trying to prolong the child's innocence.
Queensland 27
I think #16's first half of her comment was sarcasm, seeing as she followed if up with "but seriously"...
spartanfan3 1
Have a innocent youth? Looks like I ****** up there
Wakachulak 22
Uh, you do all realize this a boy? He has seen a dick a long time ago.
chinaski7628 32
#18, I see where you're coming from, but little kids do this kind of thing all the time-- way before puberty. They're curious about their body and they also notice that certain words or topics shock adults and gets them attention. You're better off not making a big deal out of it and maybe explaining why certain words or actions aren't appropriate in certain situations. If kids think something is taboo that will be all they want to do or talk about.
stargirl_95 24
I understand wanting to protect a child's innocence but in this situation, what exactly are you protecting him from? He owns a dick. Of course he knows what one looks like and what it's called.
Skyzeri 20
I would have smushed it.
HersheySquirts 17
Great resolution, that would have made the kid really happy.
HKCgrimmjow 15
I don't know why you said resolution, just seems awkward. Should have just said solution
HersheySquirts 17
Because resolution means the action of solving a problem, dispute, or contentious matter.
leary96 15
At least he is concise and to the point.
edward80 18
Try not to take a nap while babysitting...
kirrra 11
where does it mention a nap....
edward80 18
It doesn't ..but you're still stupid !
Steve95401 49
OP clearly said she was playing with the boy when he made the dick out of Play-Doh.
iloveyou846 2
#20 meant the kid shouldn't have gotten that far when she saw he was making a dick she should have told the kid that it was inappropriate and put a stop to it. That's what I did in the same situation a few weeks ago. Not that hard to understand.
I_Am_Melanie 15
#44, it doesn't say she was playing with him. It just says he was playing. I have babysat and 8 year old before, and they are plenty old enough for you to walk out of the room for a couple minutes. And the child was just trying to be funny.
rockhead1270 5
Future Engineer! We need some.
dzhonatan 14
That's definitely awkward. But at 8 years old, I'd be asking why he's making a penis! That raises red flags to me
Arthurie 30
He could have made one purely because he has one, but from the language he used it's more likely something he got from the internet. The internet isn't child-proof, and kids are curious.
Sheh_fml 25
Or from his parents/older siblings/relatives and so on. A lot of people don't care that there is a child present, and some parents are just too dumb to realize that the kid will get the same bad language they have if they curse around him/her, even if they tell the child not to say such things. Children do as they see others do, not as they are told. He's a boy, so obviously he is aware of the existence of penises anyway.
uarudeassbitchyo 17
AT least you didn't find him doing something else ..... Now that would've been more awkward
speakersboom 19
Like what? Making a ****** instead?
cryssycakesx3 22
kids are curious about their sexuality. there's no reason to make it "awkward" that only encourages it more. and besides, a lot of kids start puberty at this age.
Psufans 7
This won't be a good generation
martin8337 35
Left alone with big fat Sally She was such a naughty nanny Well that big girl made a bad boy out of me
BMTHsuperfan 18
Please stop.
AHopelessDeath 12
hah! AWESOME song.