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Richard

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with Play-Doh and made a sculpture that looked like a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

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jaylaufers 13

Wow. What a dick.

The kid is going places.. Not college but places.

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man_in_black08 28

Hmm, hey a dick is really the "action" figure. Haha, So you were right in that way.

martin8337 35

When I was 8, I was told to call it a fireman, or I would get a whippin.

That's not necessarily a good thing - parents should be able to not get embarasset to learn their kids the right name for their genitalia

Boys...he might have a future in the nude arts...but you were asking for it

Kids say and apparently do the darnedest thing.

Wow, he's 8 years old and he uses that kind of language? The parents need to be told so they can sort that out

Even the little ones now, huh? **** you, miley

"ACTION" figure.

Your kid is hilarious!

Why does an 8 year old know these things?

Because he uses one every time he does #1?

Because he owns one