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By woahheylex - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
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bigmanj28 0

You must live in the ghetto

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WDLfootball 8

alright! man up, grab a gun and see what's making the noise you pussy. No need to call the cops when you don't know if it was just a box that fell

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pfizzle16 0

oh so you were STONED.

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ChiFan96 3

That's America for ya.

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ChiFan96 3

I did not see other comments before I posted that.

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Lolpizza_fml 0

only in america...

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Lolpizza_fml 0

i did not see any comments before me either...

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iLoveBoobies21 0

welcome to america. lol

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staychill 16

only in America.

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justalilcrazy 3

what op is sayin is she called cops and pizza at same time. it then took cops longer to react to her call then it took pizza to be delivered.

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TheMaestro 4

I'm sure they save the "probably bullshit" calls for after the actually important ones.

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