Today, after ordering pizza, I heard some strange noises coming from my basement so I called the cops. The pizza came fifteen minutes before the cops. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, we ordered pizza. A long wait and several phone calls later, we found out that someone met the delivery person at the end of our driveway, signed our receipt, and stole our pizza. Way to check the credit card pizza people. FML
Today, I felt like cheating on my diet and ordered a pizza. My mom and my sister were napping, so I put in the delivery notes, “Please don’t knock.” The delivery guy knocked anyway. LOUD. My mom and sister got up and saw everything. FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I ordered pizza for myself. When the delivery guy arrived, I opened the door in pajama pants, messy hair and a face mask. He smiled and said, “Oh, this order says ‘Family Combo Meal.’ Where’s everyone else?” I just said, “They’re busy.” They weren’t. FML
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML
Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML
Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML
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Aim4thebullseye 4
Shit you got pizza why you mad?
cumverg 0
The joke is old, grandpa
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rezzel 0
next time call 911 then hang up thats how u get there fast
allindstrom94 0
911 usually takes hours when it comes to the police... depending on what it is
5t3ff1k4h 47
No... 911 is almost immediate. I've never seen cops show up any later than ten minutes after a phone call. It probably took hours for you because you called over something as small as a broken nail.
grapisy 8
In a completely unrelated note, bubble wrap is ******* amazing.
EG14_fml 8
thats america for ya
Mikahz94 0
Strange noises? Seriously? Cops deal with people robbing, raping & murdering all the time. They aren't gunna stop for some strange noises. I would have made you wait too. Man up dude.
999pun999 0
did you give the cops any pizza?
weesh40 1
only in america does a pizza get to your house first then the cops.
chlorinegreen 27
OP that could of been a rat or a box that weirdly just fell over. you couldn't of called someone and told them if you don't call back in a few mins call the cops? calling the cops seems a little over the top. I get why you would be upset though. what if it was an emergency? hope your pizza was good though!
sketcher28 2
A couple of things to say - - - First of all, there could be a back story to this and OP didn't have enough space to explain completely. Second, even if it was just noises OP heard, it's a good thing to call the cops if you're scared. Third, the police most likely took so long since OP wasn't in imminent danger.
dstchuck 0
move to a white neighborhood