Regular boozehound

By Matchtopia - 18/01/2012 00:21 - United States

Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
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So why does he still ID you?

Not a red flag at all


Honestly I don't see a problem. Some people just are good with names.

OP uses ID. ID is unaffective

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

It's times like these I wish my last name was 'president'. "oh hello, mr. President. Will that be the usual hypnotic?"

I am changing my last name to that

U know your an alcoholic when ...

jacob4592 0

Long as your driving!

GoW_Chick 14

Alcoholics are a liquor store owner's best friend, they always come back...

They don't even need to be fed. They're fine with just a bit to drink.

If you are going to drink THAT much then you should change stores do the staff won't remember you. Thats just weird and awkward.

If you're really that regular you should hit the clerk up for a loyalty card, buy 9 bottles of vodka 10th is free!

miadolcevita 6

hahaha winning.

rogue2888 4

What's wrong with that? Bottoms up mate