Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML
Today, I still have the bronchitis and the stomach flu that I suffered through all weekend. Today was to be the day I had my bachelorette party and wedding shower. I had to call both of them off. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Anderling 33
Yeah, this is 100% on you, my dude. Why would you plan your bachelor party the literal eve of your wedding? Failing that, why on earth would you overdrink knowing that you are spending a small fortune tomorrow so you absolutely need to be there and look halfway decent?
Hangryko 32
I have a feeling the wedding is never going to happen now. What were you thinking? YDI
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (11)
lastjedi 3
so none of your friends or family are smart enough to come check on you? i find this hard to believe but ok...🙄