Omg! You're one of the idiots who piss all over the seats! I can't even use a public toilet because everyone's idiot mom told them the seat is covered in germs. Unless there's shit on the seat, sit the **** down. The reason they're dirty is because people like you piss on them! Let me ask you something, what has your butt cheeks been into that is so dirty?? The door handle is a million times dirtier but I doubt that is a concern.

I hate women who squat over the toilet. Just sit on it. The ones who are squatting are the ones making the mess, if you just put your fleshy buns on the toilet seat you won't make a mess on it. Do you pee out your buttcheeks or something? From now on, I'm going to wipe my crotch with my hands and smear it all over the door handles and any other handle I can see. Stupid women. I'll show you how you get germs.

#138 uh..hes saying that kangaroos are from austraila so its ironic..

What the others said about MAKING THE MESS YOURSELF and NOT DYING FROM TOILET-RING-GERMS. Plus when you squat, you risk not emptying your bladder completely. And that is unhealthy, IIRC. Of course, if you're one of those who piss on the ring and do not wipe it clean, you deserve an infection. >:D

since so many people like to squat, maybe they should introduce those holes in the floor you squat over type toilets they have some places in france... have some regular toilets and some squatter holes then no one pees/ bleeds etc over the seat.

From the mouths of Babes... Kids will say some silly things. my 3 year old came into the livingroom one day with his underwear at his ankles pointed to his weinis and said 'Mommy, it's too big to fit in my undies.' Resulting in two of my friends spewing coffee from their nose.

But I have to agree with everyone that says squatting isn't the way to go. Unless you are scratching your bum then touching your face the germs wont really affect you. The doorknob does have more germs from the people that insist on NOT washing their hands after doing their business, but my way around that is when I wash my hands I use the paper towel to open the door, then throw it out. BTW-Dr. Oz says that under your fingernails there are more germs than on a public toilet seat. That's for all you nail biters that squat!

Tie me kangaroo down sport!

I hate people like you. you're the reason there is piss on public toilet seats. your not going to catch anything on your ass. it's not like you're going to gyrate on the toilet.

It's because of people like you that there is pee all over the toilet seat. You cannot catch anything from a toilet seat, as you butt is not connected to your airways or anything that could allow a virus to make you sick.