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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Surrey, Canada

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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Run fast, run far.

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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boo_bear_bobo 2

????????

Does Canada have restraining orders? I would look into that.

Imagine her side of the FML: Today, after trying to move in with my boyfriend of 1 week, he refused. FML

OP, are you a lesbian?

That's a category 5 clinger. Your only course of action is to get a new house and identity.

thunderniron 22

Run as fast as you can. Don't look back and don't slow down. Might wanna move and change your number too.

Where in BC did this happen?! I live in BC ?

Or maybe... She did that to scared you off so there won't be anymore dates/talking. Ah, **** it. Run.

what did you do??

At least you know she's committed!