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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Surrey

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 488
You deserved it 2 677
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Seabass_Chan 33

Run fast, run far.

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Halpak 16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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Seabass_Chan 33

Run fast, run far.

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ImAFaker 29

Not gonna help. She already knows where he lives

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conman531 23

The house is no more don't you see? Leave it behind and run!

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nomnomthebunny 13

dont stop either

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brenton490 19

Fly you fool!

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tehman117 21

Boy was she suprised when you slamed the door in her face

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Xelthen 10

She's one of those faster paced girls. You know, kissing on the first date, moving in on the second.

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TeasinDaNoobs 16

Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates

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Thebestinclass 16

So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?

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alexanderavatar 24

that deserves top comment

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.

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allieah11 6

Married on the 3rd

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whatarethisss 23

kids on fourth.

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tantanpanda 26

psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.

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valalvax 13

I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111

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PhinIt2WinIt 24

divorce for no reason after 3 days.

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aredvulpix 23

Crazy bitch. Run

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Halpak 16

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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Demon_of_Light 27

Depends on who you ask.

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Dave_Davington 33

The rest of their lives will be one big third date.

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scyth3s 13

Moving on is the third date!

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HrothgarXII 21

That's... Unusual.

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beeferjay 34

broke hos need love too

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SnowxSakura 17

But they gotta pa....oh wait

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corky1992 33

Think it may be time to move and to get a restraining order. That's just creepy.

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teapotrevolt 27

Wow! That's a shade too fast for my liking. Bet she felt silly!

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Shadowvoid 33

She's fifty shades of cray (cray)

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khorstmye 15

Stage 5 clinger

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bapbap_fml 15

I think this woman may be starting her own class: Stage 6 clinger.

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DaRito 25

Stage 7 clinger, even.

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Thebestinclass 16

Stage 981 clinger, is more like it.

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