Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Surrey, Canada
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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
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Seabass_Chan 33
Run fast, run far.
Halpak 16
I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.
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Seabass_Chan 33
Run fast, run far.
ImAFaker 29
Not gonna help. She already knows where he lives
conman531 23
The house is no more don't you see? Leave it behind and run!
nomnomthebunny 13
dont stop either
brenton490 19
Fly you fool!
tehman117 21
Boy was she suprised when you slamed the door in her face
Xelthen 10
She's one of those faster paced girls. You know, kissing on the first date, moving in on the second.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Actually itd be moving in on the third, OP said they already went on two dates
Thebestinclass 16
So is being stupid a hobby, or a full time job?
alexanderavatar 24
that deserves top comment
TonierShadow 19
Shipoopi
YourOpinionSucks 22
Dammit 36, I just shot water out of my nose in a public place laughing at your comment. Well played.
allieah11 6
Married on the 3rd
whatarethisss 23
kids on fourth.
tantanpanda 26
psycho accusations of cheating on the fifth.
valalvax 13
I'm pretty sure that's 3 days before the first #111
PhinIt2WinIt 24
divorce for no reason after 3 days.
aredvulpix 23
Crazy bitch. Run
Halpak 16
I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.
Demon_of_Light 27
Depends on who you ask.
Dave_Davington 35
The rest of their lives will be one big third date.
scyth3s 13
Moving on is the third date!
HrothgarXII 21
That's... Unusual.
beeferjay 34
broke hos need love too
SnowxSakura 17
But they gotta pa....oh wait
corky1992 33
Think it may be time to move and to get a restraining order. That's just creepy.
teapotrevolt 27
Wow! That's a shade too fast for my liking. Bet she felt silly!
Shadowvoid 33
She's fifty shades of cray (cray)
khorstmye 15
Stage 5 clinger
bapbap_fml 15
I think this woman may be starting her own class: Stage 6 clinger.
DaRito 25
Stage 7 clinger, even.
Thebestinclass 16
Stage 981 clinger, is more like it.