Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML
Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
Dadothy 8
Your brother is creative
SerenaSerenadex3 13
Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.
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Comments (95)
perdix 31
#78, it's supposed to represent the Destruction of the Temple, and even during our most joyous moments, we are supposed to remember the hardships of our people. As far as how you started your note, you may want to review the Ten Commandments. I'm not a great keeper of them myself, but nevertheless ;)
sarahadlina 14
Congrats..! :) Btw I'm just wondering how u can't tell the difference between a rubber cup n a glass cup.. :/ hmmmm...
The_F3rris 11
That plastic cup showed you who's boss.
JadeWinter 16
I just feel like pulling a prank in the actual wedding ceremony is a dick move. He should have saved the pranking for the reception.
Jeffers123 5
L'Chiem
haileybyrd 4
At least it wasn't a whoopee cushion!
zoyx 1
Well the glass is tradition cause way back when, very traditional Jewish people, it was accepted that the women was still a virgin. After they would say the "I do's" basically the bride and groom would go to a separate room and they would have sex for the "first time." The breaking off the glass was to show that they were finally a married couple after that happened. Now mostly skips the first part, but the glass is still in it.
dionhart 4
Opa!!!
megabite99 4
Now I know what I'm doing to my brother >;D
alitbaby 14
troll brother strikes again!