Potterheads

By collegestudent - 01/06/2019 12:00

Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML
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MidnaLink 33

Tell her, slowly and very loudly, to **** off.

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TomeDr 24

One of the most popular series of books on the planet and she’s making fun of you for reading them?? If she ever HAD read them, she’d realize how ingenious the author is.

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0neiros 14

There's 4,101 pages to the entire series, this idiot probably thinks the earth is flat AND Hollow. I would have waved my hands in her direction and said very loudly - "Disappeario Assholio"

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AlcyoneBlack 11

Wait Harry Potter is only for children? Geez then the thousands of stores selling wizarding chess sets, Adult Sized Wizard Bath Robes, very expensive real wood wands, Hogwarts Houses silver plaques, Harry Potter swords (yes actual swords), Sorting Hats, huge timeturners, and cosplays will go out of business real fast now. ..........I will not apologise for the heavy sarcasm there at all. It was fun. :D

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